Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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