I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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