Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
