he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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