Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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