This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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