Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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