I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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