Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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