so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Randomize
