there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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