So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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