What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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