David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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