Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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