Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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