You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
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