Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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