Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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