She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I understand Curling. That high.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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