i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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