Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Randomize