Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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