So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Randomize