I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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