I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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