I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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