I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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