So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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