Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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