I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
she pinky promised me she was 18
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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