I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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