in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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