Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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