All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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