Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I offered you a bag but you said "I gotta break in the new carpet" and you puked all over the floor
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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