Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
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Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
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