we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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