I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
