well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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