Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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