No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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