so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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