whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize