i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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