So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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