Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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