Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
he puts the penis in happiness.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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