So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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