I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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