They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
