non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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