i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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