Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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