Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
this hospital has no fireball
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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