what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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