Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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