so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
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