it was like his penis was on wheels.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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I need you to use more vowels.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
