No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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