K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize